trueeeeeee 

trueeeeeee 


When bitches take too long on your computer and you get impatient:

Aight bitch, times up.

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Of course I read during class.





REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

time-lord-on-baker-street:

I didn’t even think I’d get 1..

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so-relatable:

The best GIF based posts of May!

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me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake

The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.

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