The awkward silent moment when your friends...
your friends like their parents are like You’re like I always laugh like hysterically.
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways...
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
Add one mark to your state
Florida Where we eat your face if you fuck with us: |||||||||||
Michigan: |||||||| (Surprised I'm not alone!)
New Hampshire: |
New Jersey: |||
New York: |||l|
North Carolina: |||||
North Dakota: |
Rhode Island: ||
Washington: || You're not alone!
I'm from Puerto Rico which is kind of part of the USA (we're not indians): |
I'm from Canada why did you only include states: |||||||||
I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: ||
I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: ||||
I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: |
I'm from Britain the country which INVENTED America: |||||||||||||
I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: |||
I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: ||||||
I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||
I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||||
I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: ||||||
I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: ||||||||||||||
I'm from Germany where... oh fuck it: |||||||||
I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: ||||
I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
I'm from Spain, and it's not in Mexico: |
I'm from Venezuela, where your petroleum comes from: |
I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: ||||
I'm from Australia where we play frisbee with fucking crocodiles while eating Vegemite with kolas: |||||
I'm from Israel- We ride Camels: |
I'm from Greece, γαμώ το κέρατο μου, δηλαδή!: ||||||||||
I'm from Ukraine, yeah where is the Euro : ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I´m from motherfucking Slovakia, the land of jerks: |
I'm from the darkest void in space (Noctis): |
I'm from Gear Station, where CHOOCHOO MOTHERFUCKER: ||l||
I'm from Asgard, where we're all gods n' shit: |||
I'm from Brazil also known as The Land Where Monkeys Rule: |||
I'm from Hyrule and I can HYAAAAA: |
I'm from The Netherlands, and all we do is eat cheese: ||
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids... →
When bitches take too long on your computer and...
Aight bitch, times up.
Of course I read during class.
normal people taking pictures: →
how me and my friends take pictures:
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
time-lord-on-baker-street: I didn’t even think I’d get 1..
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can...
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I...
I end up staring at my notifications like
Trying not to laugh at someone's face
When someone does not listen to your story: →
that awkward moment when your mom catches you...
you: ‘uhh..’ your mom : ‘when will this end. please tell me.’