February 2012
136 posts
that moment when you can CAN'T stop laughing →
YOU ARE LIKE
10 MIN LATER
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
When you're taking a shower and your foot slips... →
When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of...
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
That stressful moment when you can't decide what... →
I'd Eat Zayn →
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
parents: no
When your parents forget your name
They're real →
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The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer... →
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liamxpayne:
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lists of 20.
When someone messages me and when I reply they...
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Having homework over the weekend...
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
When you try to swing a bat like a boss →
Expectations
Reality
Talking to my mom on the phone: →
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
When you're being lectured by your parents.
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs... →
( ) I feel much better now!
(x) How do you say that number?!
6 quadrillion and 588 trillion tons.
When you see an actor on tv and you try to... →
Walking down stairs seductively,
Expectations:
Reality:
What I feel like in the morning →
Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your...
Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead!
