March 2012
98 posts
*Types in password*
‘Incorrect password’
*Types in password again* ‘Incorrect password’
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT IS MY..-
Oh..Caps Lock.
Staring at my crush
Expectations
Reality
When my parents rip away my blankets in the... →
Reblog this and go on your home page
That moment when you see your... →
When you cry... →
Expectation:
Reality:
When I See My Best Friend Crying,
“I’ll be right back, I’m about to kill the nigga who did it”
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET BUT... →
During a math test .
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
When people look at my screen when I’m on the... →
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
Now I Have To Do This :
When you're on the phone with someone you don't...
You’re like:
When a baby is staring at you and their parents...
Scrolling down facebook like
Scrolling down tumblr like
When you spell a big word right on the first try. →
I’m a genius .
Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop... →
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Lost a follower.
I HOPE YOU TURN INTO A POTATO.
The moment when terrible pictures of you are... →
When someone checks you out
Normal people:
My reaction:
That one slow friend who always gets the joke 5... →
When you start to laugh while drinking something:
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're talking and they say 'PHOTO': →
